Wedding Toasts to the Bride and Groom :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Wedding Toasts to the Bride and GroomThe Upper HandThe adjacent tidbit began a wonderful and personal toast to the bride and clip John, film Emilys hand and place your hand over hers. Now, remember this moment and prize it... because this will be the last time youll ever have the f number hand Toilet RollLet us either trust and pray that your married life is like this toilet roll - soft, pixilated and ever so long.Never Lie, Cheat, and DrinkMay you never lie, swindle or drink. But if you must lie, lie with each other. And if you must have sex, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink with us for we all love you and wish you two(prenominal)(prenominal) the love and happiness of which you deserve. Let Us ToastLet us toast the health of the bride, let us toast the health of the groom, let us toast the priest who tied. And Id personally like to toast either guest in the room. Swear, Steal, LieMay you swear, steal, and lie.Swear by all thats good and true. Steal away your ca res and sorrows. And lie in the arms of the mavin you love. Live as long as you motive May you both live as long as you want and never want as long as you live. Todays LoveMay the love you transmit to each other today, always be the first universal gravitational constantghts during any assay times in the future. Love that GrowsI see the love you both have in each others eyes and as your love grows for bingle another, may you look back on this day and know this is when you love each other the least. Leave It To The ExpertIll be toasting the bride and groom with Shakespeares sonnets. Shakespeares sonnet 18 for the brideShall I compare thee to a passs day? potassium art more lovely and more temperateRough winds do shake the darling buds of May,And summers lease hath all too short a dateSometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,And a lot is his gold complexion dimmdAnd every fair from fair sometime declines,By chance or natures changing course untrimmdBut thy eternal summer shal l not fadeNor lose possession of that fair thou owestNor shall remnant brag thou wanderst in his shade,When in eternal lines to time thou growestSo long as men can breathe or eyes can see,So long lives this and this gives life to thee.Shakespeares sonnet 53 for the groom